itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

(Source: 16yrold, via pizza)

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay, via pizza)

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

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fifazayn:

when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside

(Source: crunchier, via agirlwithbigcitydreams)

telltaleink:

Let’s play Burn Read Rewrite. 
It’s like Kill Fuck Marry, but with  books. 
Put three books in my ask. 

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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Anonymous said: HAHAHA OMG that's actually hilarious

The face thing? Brah, nah. Go try it and get back to me.

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